You’re the first divine being since Ayem to hit on me and I don’t know what to do BUY ME SHIT FUCKER, WIN MY AFFECTIONS
The Heart decides everything… so all the time? Wait… I have the fleeting sense you want to take me somewhere and… I sense a grey floating carpet? OH MY ALMSIVI, ARE YOU HITTING ON ME
WELL THAT’S JUST FUCKIN’ GREAT. FANTASTIC, SOMEONE FETCH ME MY JUICE
And if I said yes, what would you do, stick your Order up my butt while you rub me with your Grey? No thanks, I’ll masturbate in front of my Heart.
I don’t know what that is, therefore it offends me, SO FUCK YOU BUDDY
And here it is folks, my RP character, Dagoth Ur’s “Love Letter” to Vivec.